GLENDALE, CA – I’d have to say this summer, above all others since arriving in the warm and “pretend” celebrity filled Hollywood vicinity, is going to be my favorite. No it’s not because we moved into a house with a pool and working central air. No it’s not because a good friend from “back home” might come out to visit, and no it’s not because a Vegas trip is in the preliminary planning stage. It’s solely because PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL!The jolt of excitement that I receive as I type these glorified words comes as a pleasant surprise. I can’t stand Paris Hilton, and the only thing that would make this summer better would be if the ugly princess would be serving the entire 45 day sentence instead of the 23 day break she’s getting.
This is going to be a great summer. 4 days to go!
3 comments:
Looks like Ashlee Simpson to me. Is that really Paris Hilton?
Ashlee Simpson actually kind of looks good now.
I've got to stop writing about Paris Hilton.
See how she's pushing her boob up with that stick making it look like she has more boob.
She doesn't.
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